Total Medals Earned: 1,561 (From 260 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,780 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/210 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (390/390 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (105/435 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (40/285 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (35/260 points)
Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Beat the game with Wade
Beat the game with Tom
Win a round without taking damage
Beat the game with EVERYBODY
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
